a burning sensation…
My ass and stomach is burning at the same time but for a different reason.
My stomach burns becuz of the sambal, while my ass burns becuz of the shit…
Yesterday, i think i broke the record for shitting 4 times in a day!
Have u ever observe your own shit? I do…
sometimes its brown, sometimes its black…
sometimes it floats, sometimes it sinks…
sometimes its long, sometimes its short…
They say its better for your shit to float than to sink…
i wonder why?
Mayb becuz if it sinks, it’ll drown and die…and if it floats, its alive!
These days, my shits have been veri much alive, staring back at me as if telling me not to flush them…
But sadly, i have to do…
May the shits rest in peace…
nuff said…*slutty bitch inc*
