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I’m happy and pissed off the same time…

happy because i passed my theory exam, but pissed because after a delay of 7MONTHS, kock kiong said i dun need a letter!

I was delayed 7 MONTHS for NOTTING!!!

But den again, i hafta accept it anyway.wat can i do rite? at least i’m mentally ready to drive now.

And!! most importantly, i’ll get my license before 2nd year monash!!

whahaha…!

humph! one day, i’ll make u people sit my car and take u guys for a terror ride.hehe…

i bet the following things will happen when i drive:

aron head stuck in the window

jon pull off his hair

chunhor’s middle finger extends by 0.5cm

bee choke while laughing

vir turns horny

sya jumps off my car when i passby starbucks

and jo bites my tyres flat…

haha…be patient my frenz, for this day will soon to come………… 

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Alas! kock kiong allows me to retake my stupid driving test, after a delay of 7MONTHS!!

All thanks to stupid kock kiong and stupid JPJ!

JPJ is more disorganised than me!

They lost my letter from puan norli, they failed me, they even forgot the actual date of my theory exam!

That kock kiong even got the cheek to call and ask me for the date! HELLO?! U think i remember? And being my driving instructor, U should have my records rite?!

And i mux also thank people like aron, who told me that i dun hafta study for my theory exam! that’s why i failed…

but i forgive him, for he helped me in one way or another…

Here comes aron’s soon-to-be-divorced wife, who wants to fuck aron in monash comp lab 7.

While the song "dun cha wish yr galfren was hot like me…." was playing, aron’s wife shouted at him to go "IN"!! WHOO~~~~!!

Aron wants to divorce his wife because he realise that he’s attracted to the same sex…

So, to congratulate him for he’s newfound identity, I shall name him GARON!

GAY + ARON= GARON!

And i shall have a new name for myself too…

LESBIAN + HIU LI= LESLI!

sweet~~~~~~~~

jon’s thumbdrive is up his ass.

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