Archive for October, 2005

Sunday, October 30th, 2005

i did smtg bad…

lie, theft, wat else? erm….lie,lie and lie..

haha…wat the difference betw white and black lie?

i think of white chocolate and dark chocolate.

nice to eat, happy to eat, easy to eat,

but u’ll get fats, zits, and ugly later….

anyway, i try to stay sheer of lies becuz….

its bad to lie? i dun reallie noe…

i think u can lie, but u gotta noe a way to prevent the exposure of yr lies…

u gotta be a good actor, u gotta stop your eyelids from blinking ,

u gotta be confidence, and act as if u’re not lying, though its quite hard

u gotta look into the eyes of yr target. Never avoid eye cantact!

who says u cant lie while looking the eyes of your target?

your brain muz act fast, always ready to counteract any sudden attacks from yr target.

u gotta be natural, be blur, be stupid, be dumb….watever…

anyway, if the lie is exposed, dun blame me!

btw, me giving lying tips doesn’t mean i lie alot

its like me giving sex tips doesn’t mean i sex alot

i’m sex-education, not sex-experienced.

do birds have flu? never seen them sneeze befor…

even if they did, i wun notice it.

maybe its their feathers….too much, too dusty

we shld juz pluck all their feathers instead of killing them…

can u imagine a death penalty for catching a flu or sneezing?!

where’s the animal rights?

mayb they shld do tt to humans too!

sya will the first to be executed. my 8th aunt will go next…

i’m gonna pierce my brow.

cant get a tattoo since its a sin for christians.

dun ask me y am i so holy, i’m juz being obedient.

will i go blind?

or

tt onli happens when periecing the ears?

i’m confused…

i’m so gullible, i may even believe i’m dead.

goss…i’m not happy. i’m not sad too…juz empty. or am i reallie dead?!

said enuff….

sorry for being mean…

Wednesday, October 19th, 2005

i appologize to all my frien for being a mean an useless person..the following people are those i feel i owe the most appologies…

1. Aaron Raj

2. Kah Chun Hor

3. Chang Wei Keat

4. Tan Ka Jon

5. Joanne

6. Syaza

7. Virginia

8. Bee Bee

9. Miss Susila

10. Miss Shiela

by the way, my name is aron.i’m an idiot.i’m desperate.i’ll soon turn gay if i dun find myself a galfren next year!

enuff said…

i passed!!

Tuesday, October 11th, 2005

I’m happy and pissed off the same time…

happy because i passed my theory exam, but pissed because after a delay of 7MONTHS, kock kiong said i dun need a letter!

I was delayed 7 MONTHS for NOTTING!!!

But den again, i hafta accept it anyway.wat can i do rite? at least i’m mentally ready to drive now.

And!! most importantly, i’ll get my license before 2nd year monash!!

whahaha…!

humph! one day, i’ll make u people sit my car and take u guys for a terror ride.hehe…

i bet the following things will happen when i drive:

aron head stuck in the window

jon pull off his hair

chunhor’s middle finger extends by 0.5cm

bee choke while laughing

vir turns horny

sya jumps off my car when i passby starbucks

and jo bites my tyres flat…

haha…be patient my frenz, for this day will soon to come………… 

enuff said…

The Day i’ve been waiting for…!

Tuesday, October 11th, 2005

Alas! kock kiong allows me to retake my stupid driving test, after a delay of 7MONTHS!!

All thanks to stupid kock kiong and stupid JPJ!

JPJ is more disorganised than me!

They lost my letter from puan norli, they failed me, they even forgot the actual date of my theory exam!

That kock kiong even got the cheek to call and ask me for the date! HELLO?! U think i remember? And being my driving instructor, U should have my records rite?!

And i mux also thank people like aron, who told me that i dun hafta study for my theory exam! that’s why i failed…

but i forgive him, for he helped me in one way or another…

Here comes aron’s soon-to-be-divorced wife, who wants to fuck aron in monash comp lab 7.

While the song "dun cha wish yr galfren was hot like me…." was playing, aron’s wife shouted at him to go "IN"!! WHOO~~~~!!

Aron wants to divorce his wife because he realise that he’s attracted to the same sex…

So, to congratulate him for he’s newfound identity, I shall name him GARON!

GAY + ARON= GARON!

And i shall have a new name for myself too…

LESBIAN + HIU LI= LESLI!

sweet~~~~~~~~

jon’s thumbdrive is up his ass.

enuff said… 

breast cancer?

Tuesday, October 4th, 2005

i think i’m gonna get breast cancer.

few weeks ago, i went cycling wif my little cousins cuz i wanna tone my thighs and butt. anyway, blahblahblahblah……

i fell right into a drain!

The next minute, i feel a burning pain in my chest..goss! my boobs are going flat! i tried to massage but it hurts, so i dun give a damn.

first sign of breast cancer-blood clots in the breast.

aron said i’m not attractive enuff, and i’m oso jealous of him.

well…to certain extent, i’m jealous that he got bigger butt than me, he got more admirers than me,he got bigger boobs than me, he got longer lashes than me, he got nicer hair colour than me,and so on and so forth…

but, i’m nobody, and nobody is perfect, so i’m perfect!

GOD,please keep my mom safe in your loving arms.AMEN!